Or a convo I had with my sis
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    I've had so many chats with people re their weddings
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    I love hearing about your wedding plans and how much you're going to spend on fancy cake, giant balloons, mason jars etc
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    No really, I really do
    As I love you and will be invited to the reception and I will do nothing to jeopardise free food πŸ’πŸ»
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    But I'm so not interested in those details for myself
    You know, if I ever get married 😝
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    My little sis will plan everything
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    "Even your dress and cake and venue and...?"
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    Yes lady, everything
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    It will be perfect as I trust her
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    And in return, I will be her maid of honour
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    I will be in charge of bringing joy to the bridal party
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    "... How?" πŸ˜’
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    Puppies 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
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    "You do know I'm allergic to dogs?"
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    I'll get her a hypoallergenic puppy!!!!!!!!!
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    Ok fine, I'd probably get the fluffiest, cutest puppy and accidentally ruin the wedding