How To Interest Me in Your Brother (Not)
My friend is trying to matchmake his bro because, and I quote "he's old and needs a gf". Just to clarify the brother is 28. *pics taken from google*
- •See, my bro is coolPic of dude with sunnies on
- •This is his apartment"Isn't it a nice apartment? If you guys dated you could stay there whenever you felt like it"
- •This is his carNot even a real pic of the car, a stock pic
- •This is his bicepActually a normal pic, but my friend zoomed in on his bicep
- •This is him eatingNot a very flattering pic tbh
- •This is him and MikeDoesn't bother explaining that Mike is another brother's kid
- •This is him and my mum"See he's quite tall, taller than me anyway, probably taller than you"
- •He's coming into town next week!!!Cue hopeful grin
- •Sorry, bud 🙅🏻