My friend is trying to matchmake his bro because, and I quote "he's old and needs a gf". Just to clarify the brother is 28. *pics taken from google*
  1. See, my bro is cool
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    Pic of dude with sunnies on
  2. This is his apartment
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    "Isn't it a nice apartment? If you guys dated you could stay there whenever you felt like it"
  3. This is his car
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    Not even a real pic of the car, a stock pic
  4. This is his bicep
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    Actually a normal pic, but my friend zoomed in on his bicep
  5. This is him eating
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    Not a very flattering pic tbh
  6. This is him and Mike
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    Doesn't bother explaining that Mike is another brother's kid
  7. This is him and my mum
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    "See he's quite tall, taller than me anyway, probably taller than you"
  8. He's coming into town next week!!!
    Cue hopeful grin
  9. Sorry, bud 🙅🏻