I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men ...

Inspired by everyone but originally inspired by a burn from my coworker a while back
  1. Sweet
  2. Weak
  3. Milky
  4. But guys, I was telling my coworker how I like my coffee
    And he responded with, just how you like your men right? 😭 (He was really not a big fan of my ex)
  5. To be fair, my taste in men hasn't really changed.