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  1. The Aussie habit of shortening everything
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    Basically because I said this vid was ~95% legit. http://youtu.be/yDb_WsAt_Z0
  2. The way I pronounce creme egg
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    Apparently it doesn't have the dash that makes it French and so it's pronounced 'cream'
  3. Functional
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    I just don't get why people buy things that aren't functional. I have a rug, to keep my feet warm, a mirror, to see my reflection, a dinosaur lamp, that sheds light. Bookshelves, throws, tv, all functional.
  4. Mixing drugs
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    I'm sick with the flu so I've been taking Lemsip drink and Sudafed cold and flu tablets. Apparently they both have paracetamol and WHAT WAS I THINKING???
  5. Spilling soup all over the table, keyboard, phone, headphones, floor, power plugs and two coats
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    Should've just stayed home
  6. Morning tea
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    I have found out that this isn't a thing. Who doesn't want to stand around and chat with your coworkers and eat cake and scones and sausage rolls at 10am on a semi regular basis?
  7. How loud my keyboard is
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    One of the guys started playing a typewriter 'ding!' after I typed each sentence. ><