Thoughts I Have When I See Young Children
- •Crying childGod, please don't let them sit next to me
- •Snotty childOh, please please don't touch me
- •Child throwing a tantrumThank you Jesus that I'm single and childless
- •Smiling childAww, isn't he/she cute
- •Adorable child in costume/small suitMan, I really want a kid. Maybe just a boyfriend. Maybe just a house. Maybe just enough money until pay day.