Thoughts I Have When I See Young Children

  1. Crying child
    God, please don't let them sit next to me
  2. Snotty child
    Oh, please please don't touch me
  3. Child throwing a tantrum
    Thank you Jesus that I'm single and childless
  4. Smiling child
    Aww, isn't he/she cute
  5. Adorable child in costume/small suit
    Man, I really want a kid. Maybe just a boyfriend. Maybe just a house. Maybe just enough money until pay day.