What I've Done to Make My Asian Parents Proud

  1. I just packed my bread (and pat of butter) in a napkin to go at a fancy restaurant 🔑
    It was free and delicious and there were at least three slices left in the bread basket. Yes, I just casually wrapped it up in full view of the waitress and carried it out of there. Yes, I knocked a butter knife on the floor in the process. No shame, only delicious free bread for breakfast tomorrow.