THINGS I USE MY BABY FACE FOR

Besides receiving unsolicited comments from people I don't know: THINGS PEOPLE SAY WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY FACE
  1. Student discounts
    Yes please
  2. Avoiding people trying to sell me things
    I don't know, I'll have to talk to my parents... *walks away*
  3. Making other people feel uncomfortable
    Yes, I am going to buy this alcohol/demand your respect/other thing you don't think I'm old enough to do
  4. Living forever