8 THINGS THAT MAKE BEING A WOMAN REALLY FUN
- •Getting called "sexi mama" walking down the street in ur pajamasNo bigger ego boost exists. Thx honey 😘
- •Constant, unwavering pressure to be thinBecause if you don't hate yourself a little bit, are you even living correctly?!!!?!
- •Being able to relate to at least one of the 1-dimensional characters on Sex and the CityToday I have a bad haircut so I'm a Miranda, tomorrow I'll wear something preppy so I'm mostly a Charlotte. But every day I'm desperately looking for a man to validate me so I'm always a Carrie
- •Crying to get what you wantEvery woman's secret weapon. We all LOVE losing our shit in public and being called "hysterical" and "overemotional" v v flattering!!
- •People assuming youre not as intelligentHahahahah but like I don't get ittttt
- •Not being funnyWomen aren't funny at all. Tina fey is probably the most boring person on TV. Mindy Kaling can't write for shit because of her stupid girl vagina
- •ShoesIt's been statistically proven that every single woman loves a new pair of pumps!!! 👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👡
- •Being able to carry a child inside your own body for 9 months, giving birth to it raising it and still not being trusted the same way men are