ANNOYING THINGS I HEAR AT WORK

I work at an upscale grocery store. Here are annoying things I hear dealing with customers
  1. Why does this (insert item here) cost so much???!!!
  2. Please don't SHAKE MY KOMBUCHA
  3. What do you think about colon cleansing?
  4. Where's the edible clay?
  5. I don't know how to get my daughter to lose weight
  6. Thanks for shopping at Americas healthiest grocery store!