BEST THINGS TO BE REINCARNATED AS

  1. A white male
  2. The food guy fieri gets to eat, but before he eats it
  3. Ayn Rand level capitalist before 1929
  4. Anyone from the wizarding world past the 7th HP book
  5. Tiny dogs who live in rich women's bags
  6. 😎 emoji
  7. Blake Lively
  8. The opposite of Gwenyth Paltrows PR team
  9. Ja'mie King