THINGS I CAN LEARN ABOUT YOU FROM YOUR SHIRT

  1. Just how hot you run
    I'm going to see the sweat if you're putting it out there
  2. How seriously you take yourself
    Where your shirt falls on the collar spectrum, from v-neck to Oxford, including turtle and cowl, is my first clue to how you perceive your status
  3. If you even lift,
    bro
  4. What you ate for lunch
    Or, if not, that you are a grown-up.
  5. Plaid or unplaid
  6. If it's raining
    Wherever you were
  7. If you are bold
    And beautiful
  8. If you woke up before or after dawn
  9. Your favorite
    Color, band, pattern, stained shirt
  10. Where you buy your shirts