Things Students Have Said to Me

I'm going to be a special education teacher, and these are some of the funniest things students have said to me thus far in my teaching placements.
  1. "You look pretty in your picture but not in person."
  2. "It's weird that you're not married. Are you sad?"
    I'm only 21, so I'm not sad.
  3. "Ms. Perry, I don't like your voice."
    I'll admit I do have a high voice, but no one has ever been so upfront about it before.
  4. "Why do you always wear the same sweater?"
  5. "You look tired."
  6. "If I sit here long enough, will you do my work for me?"
    NO
  7. "Ms. Perry is my favorite teacher"
    This one's just sweet. It was also accompanied by a really sweet drawing of me.