FASHION OBSERVATIONS

Some very deep thoughts about fashion.
  1. If your jean shorts are so short that a bystander can see where your butt and upper thigh meet, they are too short.
  2. Wearing flip flops when it's raining in NYC is basically like giving your feet a germ/dog pee bath.
  3. Bandage dresses are not for everyone. In fact, they're not for most people (myself included).
  4. For Mom jeans to be cool, they have to be ironic and worn by someone not really old enough to be a mom. Sorry, Mom.
  5. Most men don't look good in flip flops.