Some very deep thoughts about fashion.
- •If your jean shorts are so short that a bystander can see where your butt and upper thigh meet, they are too short.
- •Wearing flip flops when it's raining in NYC is basically like giving your feet a germ/dog pee bath.
- •Bandage dresses are not for everyone. In fact, they're not for most people (myself included).
- •For Mom jeans to be cool, they have to be ironic and worn by someone not really old enough to be a mom. Sorry, Mom.
- •Most men don't look good in flip flops.