HOW TO FIX A LOOSE SWEATER THREAD

No, don't hold the thread while I walk away. And do NOT clip it off. That will fuck it up beyond repair. Here, my faithful assistant and I will show you what to do.
  1. 1.
    Behold, awesome sweater with loose thread.
  2. 2.
    Turn sweater inside-out, and use a safety pin to carefully locate the loose thread.
  3. 3.
    Excuse me, if you could just...
  4. 4.
    Excuse me. Um, just move over a little...
  5. 5.
    Okay, now, carefully test threads until you find the one which, if you gently pull it, draws the loose thread into the inside of the sweater.
  6. 6.
    Turn back inside-in.
    You see any more loose thread? Me neither!