Sure, it's fun to put on a slutty Donald Trump costume and spend all day getting turnt at a 24 hour Halloween party. @gabimoskowitz and I, however, figured out how to play and win the Halloween game.
  1. 1.
    In the morning, I taught Torah to a group of adults.
    This helped me to feel productive, and would be the only thing that would required energy on my part, all day.
  2. 2.
    Bought a travel mug for @gabimoskowitz
    Went to Target to get one thing. Left with one thing. #miracle.
  3. 3.
    Ate amazing roasted chicken for Shabbat lunch.
    Oh, the yums.
  4. 4.
    Relaxed all day.
    Oh, the more yums.
  5. 5.
    Spent no more than 10 minutes getting dressed for Halloween.
    Orange T-shirts and black pants. Whoopie.
  6. 6.
    Drank coffee in the Castro and experienced all the joys of Halloween costume-wearing without lifting a finger.
    Best costume of the night: girl with head in computer monitor. Runner-up: very realistic Admiral Ackbar.
  7. 7.
    Ran into friends and had drinks at Cafe Flore.
    Instant party! No Evite required!
  8. 8.
    Ate so many carbs.
  9. 9.
    More carbs.
  10. 10.
    More carbs.
  11. 11.
    Miraculously, the noisy neighbors' party ended abruptly at 10.
  12. 12.
    We win!