I'M (MILDLY) EMBARRASSED TO BE AN EXPERT ON...
- •The Advanced Dungeons and Dragons alignment system
- •Completing Donkey Kong's first level without losing a guy
- •Whistling in a way that is audible but not visibly apparent
- •Making fart noises with the palms of my hands
- •The lyrics to every Wierd Al Yankovic song from 1984 through 1987
- •Playing "Oh, Suzanna" on harmonicaPlus jaw harp.
- •Excellent imitation of the "narrator" to "Gauntlet.""Blue Valkyrie, your life force is running out."
- •Inventing a great system for organizing socks and underwear
- •Pushing punctuality to the last second