ITEMS OF CLOTHING MEN SHOULD GET RID OF TODAY

As clothing hoarder, I am well qualified to tell you what I should get rid of. And, by extension, you should, too. For more in depth polemic, visit Stylefordorks.com //bit.ly/throwoutnow
  1. Obscure T-shirts you thought were cool when you were in college.
  2. Slip on hybrid shoes
  3. Dress shoes with a square toe and/or big stitching
  4. Short sleeve shirts with floppy / flappy sleeves
  5. Pants that puddle up around your ankles (donate or bring to a tailor.)
  6. Shirts where the seams aren't right smack dab on your shoulders.
  7. Old man caps.
    The exception is the "six panel ivy cap."
  8. Shiny, wide silk ties
  9. Shirts with "epaulets" and / or unnecessary stitching
  10. Anything too big.
    "too big" is a synonym for "yucky looking."
  11. Baggy jeans
  12. Cargo shorts
    Cargo beep-beep.
  13. Anything you haven't worn for a year and can't promise to wear in the next 2 months.