What to yell while watching the NBA final game. Alone.
Mainly, I am not a sports fan, but I have a strange quirk (for a non-sports fan): I get very anxious, especially watching a high-stakes game like tonight's. I have tons of excess energy and become weirdly vocal.
- •But I'm watching the game alone (it's ok, @Larry - I know your "stories" are on.)So I have no one to explain who the players are or what is happening.
- •So what do I yell at random intervals, just to keep from going bat-shit crazy?
- •For more on this useful phrase when you have no idea what's going on, see HOW TO TALK ABOUT SPORTS WHEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT