Mainly, I am not a sports fan, but I have a strange quirk (for a non-sports fan): I get very anxious, especially watching a high-stakes game like tonight's. I have tons of excess energy and become weirdly vocal.
  1. But I'm watching the game alone (it's ok, @Larry - I know your "stories" are on.)
    So I have no one to explain who the players are or what is happening.
  2. So what do I yell at random intervals, just to keep from going bat-shit crazy?
  3. "Unbelievable!"
  4. For more on this useful phrase when you have no idea what's going on, see HOW TO TALK ABOUT SPORTS WHEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT