Hey Comedy Writers Here's Some References for You That Are No Longer Funny

So you can just go ahead and accept it already that your dad thinks you're kind of feminine
  1. Napster
  2. Karst topography
  3. Arranging your Collective Soul CD's chronologically as opposed to alphabetically
  4. LEED Certification
  5. Panning for gold
  6. Having negative feelings about your ex-girlfriend's Kickstarter
  7. Runyon Canyon
  8. Alternative currencies
  9. Night by Elie Wiesel
  10. Owning Betta fish
  11. Comp tickets to Body Worlds
  12. Crabtree & Evelyn
  13. Naming your baby Marcy Playground
  14. Matching thumb rings
  15. Thumb rings
  16. Bruce Nauman
  17. Pre-heating the oven
  18. Raves held in shallow bodies of water