88 LINES ABOUT 44 WOMEN 📁

  1. Deborah was a Catholic girl
    she held out till the bitter end
  2. Carla was a different type
    she's the one who put it in
  3. Mary was a black girl
    I was afraid of a girl like that
  4. Suzen painted pictures
    sitting down like a Buddha sat
  5. Hmmmmmm, hmm hmm, hmm hmm, hmmmmmm hmmmmm
  6. Reno was a nameless girl
    A geographic memory
  7. Cathy was a Jesus freak
    She liked that kind of misery
  8. Vicki had a special way
    Of turning sex into a song
  9. Kamala who couldn't sing
    Kept the beat and kept it strong
  10. Hmmmmmm, hmm hmm, hmm hmm, hmmmmmm hmmmmm
  11. Zilla was an archetype
    The voodoo queen, the queen of wrath
  12. Joan thought men were second best
    To masturbating in the bath
  13. Sherry was a feminist
    She really had that gift of gab
  14. Kathleen's point of view was this
    Take whatever you can grab
  15. Hmmmmmm, hmm hmm, hmm hmm, hmmmmmm hmmmmm
  16. Seattle was another girl
    Who left her mark upon the map
  17. Karen liked to tie me up
    And left me hanging by a strap
  18. Jeannie had a nightclub walk
    That made grown men feel underage
  19. Mariella who had a son
    Said I must go but finally stayed
  20. Hmmmmmm, hmm hmm, hmm hmm, hmmmmmm hmmmmm
  21. Gloria the last taboo
    Was shattered by her tongue one night
  22. Mimi brought the taboo back
    And held it up before the light
  23. Marilyn who knew no shame
    Was never ever satisfied
  24. Julie came and went so fast
    She didn't even say goodbye
  25. Hmmmmmm, hmm hmm, hmm hmm, hmmmmmm hmmmmm
  26. Rhonda had a house in Venice
    Lived on brown rice and cocaine
  27. Patty had a house in Houston
    Shot cough syrup in her veins
  28. Linda thought her life was empty
    Filled it up with alcohol
  29. Something something something 80s
    Blah blah sex blah drugs blah blah
  30. Hmmmmmm, hmm hmm, hmm hmm, hmmmmmm hmmmmm
  31. Fuck this is a lot of work
    And not really that creative or rewarding. Plus the whole thing is sexist and makes me feel weird.
  32. Great song, though.
  33. Hmmmmmm, hmm hmm, hmm hmm, hmmmmmm hmmmmm
  34. 88 lines more or less about 44 women or so.
  35. Draft week!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO