These are the kind of awesome birthdays where if you tell people your birthday they'll be all "No way!" Nobody says that when you tell them your birthday is March 5.
- •October 31Also, if you go to a party, do the Smurf.
- •January 1Also you get to wear a diaper and sash on New Year's Eve.
- •July 4Dandy.
- •April 1Also when people don't believe you, you can say "No foolin'!"
- •December 25Even if you are not Jesus this is a great birthday.