COOLEST BIRTHDAYS

These are the kind of awesome birthdays where if you tell people your birthday they'll be all "No way!" Nobody says that when you tell them your birthday is March 5.
  1. October 31
    Also, if you go to a party, do the Smurf.
  2. January 1
    Also you get to wear a diaper and sash on New Year's Eve.
  3. July 4
    Dandy.
  4. April 1
    Also when people don't believe you, you can say "No foolin'!"
  5. December 25
    Even if you are not Jesus this is a great birthday.