IMPRESSING STRANGERS WITH MY WIDE-RANGING PERSONAL NETWORK

  1. I was on the airplane to SF from Montreal; one of those ones that has seat-back TVs.
  2. The woman next to me was watching "Get Hard".
  3. I was working but half-watching the movie out of the corner of my eye.
  4. The part came on where @john is on @JimmyFallon.
    Looking kind of derpy in this screenshot but you get the idea.
  5. I leaned over and tapped on her screen. "I know that guy."
  6. She takes out an earbud. "What?"
  7. "I know that guy. John Mayer. We hang out online."
  8. "Oh. Cool."
  9. She put her earbud back in.
  10. I went back to working.