POWERS OF THE SUPERMOON

Let's get specific here, people.
  1. Laser heat vision
    The Supermoon can shoot trillion-megawatt lasers out of its eyeholes at earth or into space.
  2. Invisibility
    Only works at day time
  3. Superhearing
    Can hear an ant walking across a pillow in a locked room 238,900 miles away
  4. Insanity ray
    Can turn normal red-blooded Americans stark raving mad
  5. Wolf summoning
    AHOOOOOOOOOOO! Rise my minions! And do my bidding!
  6. Love powers
    Make two (or more!) people fall in love.
  7. Tidal wave
    Gravitational pull wreaks havoc on Earth's oceans. Keep your emergency band radio close at all times!