A classic list! Here for reference in case you don't have them posted in your elementary school or courthouse. King James Version because it sounds most bad-ass. Author unknown.
  1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
    No messing around in Commandment 1. Starts off with a bang.
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
    In other words NO GRAVEN IMAGES YO.
  3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
  4. Draft week