Sorry @ChrisK
  1. Not a single manatee senator voted against the Iraq War
    No manatee senator refused campaign contributions from Halliburton.
  2. Manatees are notorious tax evaders
    Net manatee revenue for tax year 2013: $0.00.
  3. Manatees can neither confirm nor deny ties to the Gambino crime family
  4. Manatees are not signatories to the International Land Mine Treaty
  5. International nuclear inspectors have still not gained access to manatee research facilities
  6. No manatee member of the U.S. Supreme Court voted in favor of marriage equality