THE TRUTH ABOUT MANATEES
- •Not a single manatee senator voted against the Iraq WarNo manatee senator refused campaign contributions from Halliburton.
- •Manatees are notorious tax evadersNet manatee revenue for tax year 2013: $0.00.
- •Manatees can neither confirm nor deny ties to the Gambino crime family
- •Manatees are not signatories to the International Land Mine Treaty
- •International nuclear inspectors have still not gained access to manatee research facilities
- •No manatee member of the U.S. Supreme Court voted in favor of marriage equality