Sorry @ChrisK
  1. Not a single manatee senator voted against the Iraq War
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    No manatee senator refused campaign contributions from Halliburton.
  2. Manatees are notorious tax evaders
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    Net manatee revenue for tax year 2013: $0.00.
  3. Manatees can neither confirm nor deny ties to the Gambino crime family
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  4. Manatees are not signatories to the International Land Mine Treaty
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  5. International nuclear inspectors have still not gained access to manatee research facilities
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  6. No manatee member of the U.S. Supreme Court voted in favor of marriage equality
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