WAYS I AM LIKE DON DRAPER
I dunno, it seems like a thing.
- •I pretty much fuck off all day at work if I bother to go at all.
- •I count on having a thunderclap of genius to get me through any stressful work situation.
- •I'm really good-looking.
- •I wear boring suburb-man clothes but I somehow manage to make them look edgy and cool.
- •Everybody talks about me behind my back.
- •I do dumb-ass shit impulsively for no obvious reason and play it off like it's completely natural.
- •I am not an intriguer but I always find myself in the middle of other people's intrigues.
- •I'm irresistible to French Canadians.
- •I get young people to do my work for me by convincing them that a cool person likes them (me).
- •I slept with the wife of the Utz Potato Chip CEO.