1. Flip flops
  2. 3 buttons buttoned in total beginning at the belly button
  3. Linen pants
  4. Low man bun
  5. Late twenties
  6. Waxed poetic about how "LA doesn't exist" for an actual literal hour
    A few unsuccessful attempts were made by LA natives to change the subject
  7. Asked me to guess his astrological sign. I said "Leo" and was correct