Things I did at my company's retreat this week
I work in advertising
- •Got wasted
- •Experienced a jacuzziVery warm
- •Spoke to all my British coworkers in a British accent90% Harry Potter spells or Oliver Twist/ 5% called them all "cunts" / 5% claimed to be from "north London" (I have never been to London and do not know what this means)
- •Told several people I loved themDiscussed this in great detail
- •Attempted to eat popcornBut it was very dry
- •Asked senior CD if he was planning to marry his girlfriendMaybe.
- •Sang (screamed) ".....hit me baby one more time" with everyone I work with
- •DancedIn a bathrobe
- •Was not even the most embarrassing person thereWe feel no shame, none of us.