Life Lessons for Suburban Moms

  1. Trade in your Suburban
    What was once a status symbol is now a barreling tank of road rage.
  2. Be an example of kindness
    For the woman in the Suburban (see above) who screamed out her window, waved a fist, and thrust a finger, try to remember that your middle schooler was taking notes in the backseat.
  3. Everything is not a competition
    Yes, I realize that your husband makes six figures, your son is an All-American Athlete, your daughter is more photogenic than Giselle B., and you lunch with celebrities, but...can you take two trash cans down your quarter mile driveway while wearing stilettos at 8 am?