6 Least Favorite Letters of the Alphabet

You're just holding my hostage Billy.
  1. I
    For Indoctrination
  2. P
    For Please let me leave
  3. S
    For Stockholm Syndrome
  4. J
    For Just let this die
  5. W
    For What even is this app for?
  6. L
    For Let's move on to some other social media site