QUOTES FROM MY ATTEMPT TO WOO MY UBER DRIVER LAST NIGHT
Michael didn't seem into it at the time, well that's what my sister said. However, I woke up to 4 missed calls from him, so who is the real creep in this situation? (Hint: it's not Michael)
- •"By the way, should we go on a date?"
- •"Do you have a girlfriend?"
- •"When we drop her off, we're gonna hang out right?"
- •"Let me pay for your taco"
- •"Why do you have a wife and a baby?"
- •"Have you ever experienced love at first sight?"
- •"Brb"Took a quick nap.
- •"You shouldn't be in couples therapy. It's not gonna work out. What we have is real"
- •"I'm great with babies"