QUOTES FROM MY ATTEMPT TO WOO MY UBER DRIVER LAST NIGHT

Michael didn't seem into it at the time, well that's what my sister said. However, I woke up to 4 missed calls from him, so who is the real creep in this situation? (Hint: it's not Michael)
  1. "By the way, should we go on a date?"
  2. "Do you have a girlfriend?"
  3. "When we drop her off, we're gonna hang out right?"
  4. "Let me pay for your taco"
  5. "Why do you have a wife and a baby?"
  6. "Have you ever experienced love at first sight?"
  7. "Brb"
    Took a quick nap.
  8. "You shouldn't be in couples therapy. It's not gonna work out. What we have is real"
  9. "I'm great with babies"