REASONS WHY HE HASNT TEXTED YOU BACK (YET).
Ladies, am I RIGHT?
- •He's on a planeThe go-to.
- •He lost his phone in the cab homeThis has happened to a lot of men I know.
- •He thought it sent but it didn't sendIt's lost in that mysterious space between iMessage and actual text.
- •He's on a very long transatlantic flightIt's been three weeks - going somewhere very exotic.
- •He's in a fight in a bagel shop in London
- •He wrote you a romantic handwritten letter in response. It's on its way in the mail.He's just more traditional, be patient.
- •He is Spider-Man and is currently saving a small child from a burning buildingFor all the Mary-Jane's out there
- •Someone diedThis is sad and real.
- •He likes you too much he can't function
- •He's jerking off to youSolid. Everyone wins here.
- •He dropped his phone in the water and he is currently waiting next to the bag of rice he sunk it into to text you back.Suggested by @arandallm