EXAMPLES OF TRENDY PROBLEMS
- •My hair is longer than my attention span
- •I have a debilitating fear that when I'm 80 years old and I say "guys, I'm literally dying" people won't get that I'm literally dying
- •My favorite colors are black, blackish black, dark black, light black, medium black and black
- •Am I in love with you or am I just in love with your oversized watch?
- •I'm honestly just here because I'm avoiding taking off my eye makeup
- •"Do you think Adnan Syed made a phone call in the Best Buy parking lot at 2:36pm" is my favorite ice breaker
- •My phone has less power than Cyrus Beene