THINGS I SAID THIS WEEKEND THAT IM NOT PROUD OF

  1. "I'd rather play basketball than go on a bar crawl"
  2. "I'd rather climb a mountain with no makeup on while listening to country music than go on a bar crawl"
  3. "Does the fact that Thierry Mugler Alien smells amazing to me mean that I'm getting old?"
  4. "Let's watch a documentary about crop circles"