THINGS I SAID THIS WEEKEND THAT IM NOT PROUD OF
- •"I'd rather play basketball than go on a bar crawl"
- •"I'd rather climb a mountain with no makeup on while listening to country music than go on a bar crawl"
- •"Does the fact that Thierry Mugler Alien smells amazing to me mean that I'm getting old?"
- •"Let's watch a documentary about crop circles"