THINGS I WOULD HAVE AT A FESTIVAL I FOUNDED

  1. Meyers Briggs personality tests
  2. Buddha statue wearing a flower crown and holding a bunch of kale
  3. A circle where people have to go around and say their favorite Beyonce songs
  4. Bat Mitzvah candle lighting ceremony
  5. Taco truckz
  6. Eyebrow threading bar
  7. Froyo store with no froyo, just toppings
  8. 50 lemon trees
  9. Count off system so no one gets lost or unaccounted for
  10. Hipster puppy station petting zoo
  11. Ryan Gosling kissing booth