1. Scream "help" until everyone looks up
  2. Ask 75 times "is everyone's internet still out?"
  3. Make yourself look useful
  4. Talk about the origins of tofu #soy #wut
  5. Compulsively refresh gmail
  6. Take a walk around the office #exercise
  7. Discuss why there are so many dead plants in your office
  8. Water the dead plants in your office
  9. Take a nap under your desk
  10. Reapply lip balm 14 times because #hydration
  11. Dramatically declare "if the internet is out, I'm out"
  12. Make lists