THINGS TO DO WHEN THE INTERNET IS OUT

  1. Scream "help" until everyone looks up
  2. Ask 75 times "is everyone's internet still out?"
  3. Make yourself look useful
  4. Talk about the origins of tofu #soy #wut
  5. Compulsively refresh gmail
  6. Take a walk around the office #exercise
  7. Discuss why there are so many dead plants in your office
  8. Water the dead plants in your office
  9. Take a nap under your desk
  10. Reapply lip balm 14 times because #hydration
  11. Dramatically declare "if the internet is out, I'm out"
  12. Make lists