things that give me anxiety (alphabetised for your reading convenience)

  1. barre chords.
  2. bruschetta.
  3. cardio.
  4. derrida.
  5. failure.
  6. hummus.
  7. moon, the.
  8. posture, good.
  9. socialising.
  10. socialism.
  11. tommy wiseau.
  12. vaudeville.