Badly Explain Your Profession

I listen to people describe the habits they dislike but continue to do, ask them how those habits make them feel, then tell them "stop doing [the first thing], then you'll probably be happier" (Psychologist)
  1. I ask people how much they wanna pay for stuff and when, and then I have the stuff in the spot they asked for when they need it. [event planner]
    Suggested by   @Boogie
  2. Talk to small people so they can learn about stuff
    And get yelled at by grown ups if the small people don't listen or learn right
    Suggested by   @karlalucia