Quote of the Day

  1. "Because when one of you messes up, he blames the entire group… And now you know how it feels to be a minority"
    Hasan Minaj at the White House Correspondents' dinner advising the journalists to be better. 🙌🏾 April 28, 2017
  2. Dev: "A polite hello?!, and you were doing good too…" / Arnold: "Can I have some more melon?" / Dev: "No melon's for good boys 😑"
    Master of None. Season 2: Episode 2, "Le Nozze"
  3. Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?
    Dev's dating app opening line on Master of None. Season 2: Ep. 4 "First Date"
  4. "Now two things about this spinach and artichoke dick…"
    My friend John during trivia and drinks
  5. "What are you doing? You know I can only dish it out!"
    - Chandler Bing, F•R•I•E•N•D•S, S09E13
  6. "No you didn't get me! It's an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!" 😂😂😂
    Chandler Bing, F•R•I•E•N•D•S, S03 E05
  7. "Topple my butt" - Doan when asking if we should play topple in a bar