RANDOM COMMENTS MY KIDS SAY WHEN THEY BUST IN WHILE I'M ON THE TOILET

  1. I have to go... Now!
  2. Taste this!
  3. Can you make me lunch?
  4. You've been in here for 80 hours!
  5. I bet you poop as much as a dinosaur
  6. I sometimes imagine your poop looks like grilled steak.
  7. It smells like beef & cheese in here.
  8. You read so much on there because your poops are gigantic.
  9. Your butt sounds mad