RANDOM COMMENTS MY KIDS SAY WHEN THEY BUST IN WHILE I'M ON THE TOILET
- •I have to go... Now!
- •Taste this!
- •Can you make me lunch?
- •You've been in here for 80 hours!
- •I bet you poop as much as a dinosaur
- •I sometimes imagine your poop looks like grilled steak.
- •It smells like beef & cheese in here.
- •You read so much on there because your poops are gigantic.
- •Your butt sounds mad