THINGS THAT KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT
Here are things that give me nightmares
- •Tim Curry as the terrifying concierge in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
- •Clowns of any kind
- •Overweight sweaty men that wear dingy tank topsSaid tank tops are usually stained with creamed corn remnants and are a size too small
- •The thought that I'll die alone and my cats will eat my eyeballsThe fat asshole Kevin can bite my glasses off which furthers my suspicions
- •Tim Curry as Rooster in Annie
- •The glare from Daddy Warbuck's head in Annie
- •Having people upset with me
- •Thinking about the Halloween episode of Quantum LeapIt had an evil goat, a possessed Al and it featured a young Stephen King character. The truly scary thing about this is whenever it would air on tv, the broadcast would stop or go off air
- •Do bitching parties at cement plants exist?
- •Tim Curry as the power outage murderer on Criminal Minds
- •What happens when two people with hyphenated last names procreate? Does the child have four last names?