@egkeller invited me to a fancy holiday party.
  1. I got to make myself look pretty!
    Fancy dress, new shoes, make up. It happened.
  2. But it's like 70 degrees in Ohio?
    IN DECEMBER???!????!! WHY?
  3. When we arrived, it was like, alcohol everywhere.
  4. Also, there was a whole room dedicated to desserts.
  5. I was introduced to a former congresswoman whilst drunk.
    So that was not ideal.
  6. Most importantly, great times were had by all!
  7. Happy holidays!