FINDING A NEW GYM IS HARD

I'm not a fitness person and this is stressing me out.
  1. See, in college and grad school, I had university gyms.
    Those were the days.
  2. But now, I have so many options.
    Each as undesirable as the next.
  3. My current gym has great facilities and all of the equipment I want, but the culture SUCKS.
  4. It's so bro-y and oppressive.
    I feel like I'm being judged constantly.
  5. So I've been visiting new gyms.
  6. One of them has the machines I like, and it's women only.
    WHICH IS FUCKING BALLER.
  7. Also free personal training for a month.
  8. But there's no pool!
    And swimming is really important to me.
  9. So then there's this other gym, which also seems nice, but there's no personal training.
  10. BUT THERE IS A POOL.
  11. So now I have to decide what I want.
    (I want the pool)
  12. And I have to call gym #1 and tell them that it's a no go.
    I don't like to disappoint people.
  13. And since when did finding a goddamn gym become so complicated??????