MY CAKE DISASTER
- •My dad's birthday is tomorrow.
- •I always bake a cake.And it is always a yellow cake with chocolate frosting.
- •I lost the old recipe.
- •Not to worry! The Internet exists.
- •So I found a new recipe with rave reviews.
- •I followed the shit out of this recipe.And the batter was delicious.
- •I popped the two pans, which were halfway full, into the oven.
- •10 minutes later everything went to shit.
- •Smoke everywhere
- •There were shrill screamsOkay those were mine.
- •I ran to look at my masterpiece.
- •It had exploded in the oven?
- •So I put a cookie sheet down under the pans and decided to wait it out.Because it literally can't get worse.
- •And here we are, a long time after I started baking this pieces of shit.
- •And this is where I'm at.
- •Sorry, Dad. I tried.