1. Self-plagiarism
    Screw you. I wrote a thing and can use it however I like, and as many times as I want.
  2. The Big Bang Theory
    (The show, not the actual theory)
  3. Censoring how I speak
    I'm going to say whatever the fuck I want, thank you very much.
  4. Online job application portals
    Sure, I'll upload a PDF of my resume AND fill out an obnoxious online form.
  5. Getting stuck behind people at airport security who just really don't know what's going on
    Get it together a little bit, please.
  6. Hilary and David from Love It or List It
    Stop fake-fighting. I do not come to HGTV for drama.