1. Firefighter
    (Because those trucks are dope)
  2. Veterinarian
    (Because I love animals)
  3. Marine Biologist
    (Because veterinarians sometimes have to put animals to sleep)
  4. Teacher
    (Because I was told I had a 2% chance of becoming a marine biologist and I panicked)
  5. Historian
    (Because I could just be alone with all of my books)
  6. Museum Educator
    (Because I need to teach people to be less stupid and kids hate school but love field trips)