Probably best if you don't actually do these, even as a goof.
  1. Laundry I Have Recently Folded
  2. Food Items I have Spat Out
  3. Notable Toenail Clippings
  4. Thoughts Had About Brushing My Teeth
  5. "Safe" Restaurants for Mom
  6. Punch Cards in my Wallet
  7. Music I Thought Was Really Great When I Was 12
  8. Times I Thought I Saw a Bat but Didn't Actually
  9. Favorite Episodes of The News Hour
  10. Facts About Carpet
  11. Dreams I Had and Forgot When I Woke Up, but Let Me Tell You About This One Fuzzy Part Anyway