Things I Never Want to See Again in a Dating Profile

  1. "I love to laugh!"
  2. Exclamation points!
  3. Internet-ese lol!
  4. References to dogs or other pets as one's "baby"
  5. Pictures of aforesaid pets who you think of as your "baby"
  6. "My friends say I'm" various vaguely positive things
  7. "I love to have fun!"
  8. Car selfies
  9. Bathroom selfies
  10. Selfies
  11. Pictures with your five better-looking friends
  12. Pictures with your better looking best friend
  13. Pictures of underage children
  14. Pictures of sunsets
  15. Pictures of "tough mudder"races
  16. Pictures of Machu Piccchu