REASONS WHY I AM HUNGRY RIGHT NOW

I am very hungry.
  1. I don't want to make lunch
  2. I don't want to get out of my warm cocoon of blankets
  3. I'm genuinely worried someone is having sex in the hallway of my apartment building, so I'd rather be blissfully ignorant in my bedroom.
  4. I don't want to put on pants (my roommate's guy friend is here)
  5. I don't want to put on a bra (see above)
  6. I want mozzarella sticks but don't want to order delivery
  7. I am generally a lazy shit who needs to be a responsible adult but alas I have a semester and a half before graduation