REASONS WHY I AM HUNGRY RIGHT NOW
I am very hungry.
- •I don't want to make lunch
- •I don't want to get out of my warm cocoon of blankets
- •I'm genuinely worried someone is having sex in the hallway of my apartment building, so I'd rather be blissfully ignorant in my bedroom.
- •I don't want to put on pants (my roommate's guy friend is here)
- •I don't want to put on a bra (see above)
- •I want mozzarella sticks but don't want to order delivery
- •I am generally a lazy shit who needs to be a responsible adult but alas I have a semester and a half before graduation