THINGS I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
Just in case anyone I know wants to get me a kickass gift
- •A big bar of dark chocolateLike the biggest bar.
- •Hamilton ticketsPreferably a show before September 2016, when I actually get to watch the show
- •BB-8I love Target, but $80 for a itty bitty BB-8??? I am a college student.
- •Donald Trump sent to MarsIt's worth a shot.
- •A lifetime supply of almond milkAlmond milk is love, almond milk is life. I go through multiple cartons a week.
- •Stress-free spring semesterSeriously though. This has been THE MOST stressful semester of college thus far. All I want is for my last semester to be smooth-sailing and mental breakdown-free.
- •A jobIf anyone's looking for a project coordinator/research assistant for a psychology lab and willing to pay a ~somewhat~ livable wage, I AM YOUR GAL. But seriously. I will send my résumé to anyone who has an open position! I just want to be employed after college!
- •More chocolateYes. More chocolate.
- •An on-call therapistI mean, who wouldn't want one?
- •A solid nine hours of sleepI literally cannot remember the last time I had that much sleep. (Edit: I just looked at my sleep app and it said June 16th. Damn.)